“There's a way for Bush to get everything he wants, and you know what it is? The word begins with a ‘V’ and ends with a ‘Y.’ It’s called VICTORY.”

“Make no mistake about it: we are an impediment to world socialism. That's why Clinton and Carter are more popular outside the United States than they are here.”

“I've changed my mind on this boycott stuff. To hell with the Dixie Chicks and all these people. Just boycott them.”

“There's a little part of me asking if this whole thing has been a bluff and we never intended to pull the trigger. Was the whole purpose of mounting this massive force to make Hussein realize he can't win and take exile?"

“We're trying to 'connect the dots,' and the same Doubting Thomases who would have prevented us from doing so before 9/11 are standing in the way of it happening now.”

“Inspector Clouseau-Blix is more worried about global warming than any major military conflict. If that doesn't tell you what's really going on, I don't know what does. This guy is a glittering jewel of colossal ignorance.”

“We have natural yearnings as free people. We've been turned loose since the founding of this country and the fact that it is the lone superpower of the world is no accident. It's not an accident of birth; it's not an accident of geography; it's not an accident of anything. It's the result of just pure, simple freedom combined with hard work.”

“We're being told that the Iraq threat is imminent, and yet it's taking months to deploy, and people are frustrated at the U.S. being kicked around at the U.N., when that was totally avoidable. If we're going to go to the U.N., let's kick some people around instead of being the kickees.”

“If you’re hearing that we’re going to be violating international law, nothing could be more convoluted. International law means nothing right now. Resolution 1441 means nothing. Nothing the U.N. does means anything. Which is why so many of us continue to be frustrated that we keep going back to it.”

“A conservative could easily win the Nobel piece prize if he were to rip President Bush and the United States. That has become the criteria.”