The Hoe Security Advisory System is a means to disseminate information regarding the number and density of Hoe activity to federal, state, and local authorities and to the American people. These are labeled as the following.

• Low/Green = Low Risk of Hoe Activity. Poor weather, schoolwork, American Idol finale are all examples of reasons why Hoes may choose to keep themselves out of the public eye.
• Guarded/Blue = Conditions warrant an increase in Hoe-supported situations. Warmer weather, average thursday nights or any other normal time. Proceed with caution.
• Elevated/Yellow = Increased Hoe activity is possible. Concerts, Weekends in college towns, any outdoor college activities could warrant this level.
• High/Orange = Specific instances of Hoe attractable situations are known. Dave Matthews Band concerts, Malls, Saint Patricks Day celebrations as well as any end of the semester festivites can bring this about. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION.
• Severe/Red = Hoe sightings inevitable. Do not leave your house unless survival warrants it. Make sure to protect yourself when leaving if you must. Prepare for the worst.

I have set the Hoe Warning System to yellow for the time being, if any news of Hoe activity comes available, let me know and i will change the warning and advise preparedness immediately.