10 Things I Notice While Walking Downtown Chicago.

10. Open Comment to women who wear those big ass sunglasses that look like bullet shields....those arent fashionable. They look dumb.
9. 90% of women with iPods are hot.
8. Having a rollerbag or stroller does not give you the right to run into people.
7. Flip Flops are not business casual. DEFINATELY not business formal.
6. I dont care if you are the most multitalented person in the world. Noone can effectively walk and use a blackberry at the same time. SO STOP.
5. Cab drivers are the biggest threat to human safety since polio.
4. Open Comment to the homeless guy who i see everyday on the adams street bridge: I've seen you begging for change for a year now, im pretty sure getting a job isnt in your long term plan...so stop asking me for money.
3. Right side slow, left side fast. Its the same as the street. How hard is this to understand?
2. Women who carry stuff to work in victorias secret bags. It gets inside your head. The hotter they are, the more it gets inside your head.


And finally...

1. COFFEE IS NOT A STATUS SYMBOL.