This will never be less funny...

Politics Joke

This goes out to Webproze.


One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week"

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next
morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank
you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his
door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry,
I cannot accept money; I'm doing community service
this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning
when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a
thank you card and a dozen different books such as
"How to improve your business and become more
successful".

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The
next morning when the barber goes to open up, there
are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free
haircut.

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I totally missed this video. Many a rofl was had back when this came out :D

Watch out, Bobby Brown

A Sudanese writer who claims she was Osama bin Laden's sex slave says the terror mastermind once had his sights set on U.S. singer Whitney Houston. She said bin Laden was "obsessed" with the singer and considered killing her husband, Bobby Brown.

Youve gotta be kidding me.

Ive missed it.

Im ready.

Comprehensive list...

For all you TV junkies out there like me...

epguides.com - Fall 2006 US TV Schedule - Eastern

Aspect Of The Cheetah Forum Posting

[10:55] Carliegh: Damn how do you reply so fast to forum posts
[10:55] waggoner98: i type fast
[10:55] Carliegh: You have like aspect of the cheetah reply ability
[10:55] waggoner98: indeed
[10:55] waggoner98: my refresh button is on auto shot too
[10:55] Carliegh: Lol

RAWR!

Not callie. I wish.

Dolphin Olympics

Another addicting flash game.


Something fun and soothing about being a dolphin...leaping out of the werter....WERTER!

Dolphin Olympics

Idiots.

If you are stupid enough to kill yourself, dont do it by putting others in danger. Driving a car into a train is the dumbest thing you could do.

My train ride home last night took 2.5 hours instead of 30 minutes because of this, which delays are delays...but putting other peoples lives in danger....*angry*

Amtrak crash victims ID'd

Tribune staff report
Published August 17, 2006, 7:01 AM CDT

Officials this morning released the identities of two men killed Wednesday when an Amtrak passenger train bound for San Francisco smashed into their sedan in Berwyn.

The victims were identified as Thomas Bukinham, 37, of the 200 block of North 5th Street in Royalton, Ill. and Donald Watz, of the 1800 block of South 58th Court, Cicero, according to a Cook County medical examiner's office spokesman.

Berwyn police and the Illinois State police are investigating what happened before Amtrak's California Zephyr Train No. 5 slammed into the side of their sedan at the crossing at East and Stanley Avenues in the west suburb.

Witnesses described a terrible scene at the accident site, with the silver sedan dragged some 1,400 feet west to Oak Park Avenue where there was a sudden burst of heavy smoke.

Tim McNamara, 44, left George's Tavern overlooking the tracks to help. He said he stood helpless over the wreckage so mangled with bits of fencing and steel posts that it no longer looked much like a car.

"They were dead," he said, with posts spearing the men's bodies. "There was no question."

Joe Clemens, 25, had just finished a moving job and had happened into the same tavern to check the bus schedule and grab a beer. He, too, ran out when he saw the smoke.

"Their seats were reclined all the way back," said Clemens, who noted that he saw little blood.

None of the 250 train passengers or crew members was injured, said Amtrak spokesman Marc Magliari.

The Amtrak crew told police "the vehicle drove directly in their path," Magliari said. He could not immediately say what the train's speed limit is in that area.

Berwyn Division Cmdr. Tom O'Halloran said there were no signs of a signal malfunction at the East Avenue crossing.

The westbound train was traveling along Metra's Burlington Northern Santa Fe tracks. The accident halted the trip for 3 hours and 45 minutes. Passengers were not allowed to leave the train.

Their journey resumed at 5:48 p.m. with the same crew.

Eastbound trains were allowed through at about 3:15 p.m., O'Halloran said.



Copyright © 2006, Chicago Tribune

Im Hooked.

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3000...beat it if you dare.

Comedy Gold

Star Trek Inspirational Posters

is that an ipod in your pocket...

This is comedy...


First pictures of Levi iPod enabled jeans

Say No to The Telecoms

Most people know me and my stance on internet chains/activism/etc.

This is no joke. Here is a snippet of whats going on with internet usage regulation.

Right now, the telephone and cable companies in control of Internet access are trying to use their enormous political muscle to dramatically change the Internet. It might be hard to believe, but lawmakers in Washington are seriously debating whether consumers should be free to use the Internet as they want in the future.

The phone and cable companies now control more than 95% of all Internet access. These large corporations are spending millions of dollars to promote legislation that would allow them to divide the Internet into a two-tiered system.

The top tier would be a "Pay-to-Play" high-speed toll-road restricted to only the largest companies that can afford to pay high fees for preferential access to the Net.

The bottom tier -- the slow lane -- would be what is left for everyone else. If the fast lane is the information "super-highway," the slow lane will operate more like a dirt road.

Here is a great way to notify your congressmen/women that you think this is a load of shit.

Do it.
eBay Government Relations